SO I KILLED THE WEB HUMAN. DEAD. AND YOU R NXT.

TRENDY WEBSITES DON'T EAT YOUR FLESH OR DRINK YOUR BLOOD WHILE YOU SLEEP. TRENDY WEBSITES DON'T EAT YOUR SOULOR FOLLOW YOU HOME IN THE DARK. TRENDY WEBSITES ALL LOOK ALIKE.

THEY ARE NOT SCARY.  TRENDY WEBSITES DON'T STANDON YOUR FRONT PORCH ALL NIGHT.  OR STAND OVER YOU AND WATCH YOU SLEEP.

THEY CANT KILL THE HUMAN THAT MADE MY LAST WEB SITE SUCK SO BAD.